How Well Do You Thanksgiving?November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff Leave a CommentThe bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...*DressingStuffingWe cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...*We eat ham.Deep fried, baby!In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did.For dessert, we will have...*Pecan pieApple piePumpkin pieAt least one of each pieIce creamWhen is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?*As soon as the cooking starts.As soon as football starts.When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys)DinnerWe start decorating for Christmas...*The day after ThanksgivingWe started after Halloween.We never took the lights down from last year.On Thanksgiving after the mealOur Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...*LoveCheese... Lots of cheese.Arguing with relativesTelling mom and dad about your new tattooNot sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know.Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...*Tossing around the pigskinNapping hardWatching more footballDrinking gamesCleaning upIt's tradition. We always...*Go around the table and say what we're thankful forServe others that are less fortunate than usMistakenly bring up politicsHope that the Cowboys loseWatch the Thanksgiving paradesI prepare for Thanksgiving by...*Doing something to help the familyHitting the gym really hard for a day or twoCatching up on current events so I have something intelligent to sayPacking "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxationMy family is torn, so we always have two options of...*PiesCanned cranberry sauce and homemadeStuffing and DressingTurkeys
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