How Well Do You Thanksgiving?November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff Leave a CommentThe bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...*StuffingDressingWe cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...*Deep fried, baby!We eat ham.In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did.For dessert, we will have...*Pecan pieApple piePumpkin pieAt least one of each pieIce creamWhen is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?*As soon as the cooking starts.As soon as football starts.When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys)DinnerWe start decorating for Christmas...*We started after Halloween.We never took the lights down from last year.The day after ThanksgivingOn Thanksgiving after the mealOur Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...*LoveCheese... Lots of cheese.Arguing with relativesTelling mom and dad about your new tattooNot sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know.Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...*Napping hardTossing around the pigskinCleaning upWatching more footballDrinking gamesIt's tradition. We always...*Serve others that are less fortunate than usMistakenly bring up politicsWatch the Thanksgiving paradesGo around the table and say what we're thankful forHope that the Cowboys loseI prepare for Thanksgiving by...*Catching up on current events so I have something intelligent to sayHitting the gym really hard for a day or twoDoing something to help the familyPacking "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxationMy family is torn, so we always have two options of...*Stuffing and DressingPiesCanned cranberry sauce and homemadeTurkeys
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