How Well Do You Thanksgiving? November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff The bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...* Dressing Stuffing We cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...* We eat ham. Deep fried, baby! In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did. For dessert, we will have...* Pecan pie Apple pie Pumpkin pie At least one of each pie Ice cream When is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?* As soon as the cooking starts. As soon as football starts. When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys) Dinner We start decorating for Christmas...* We never took the lights down from last year. On Thanksgiving after the meal The day after Thanksgiving We started after Halloween. Our Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...* Love Cheese... Lots of cheese. Arguing with relatives Telling mom and dad about your new tattoo Not sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know. Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...* Tossing around the pigskin Watching more football Drinking games Cleaning up Napping hard It's tradition. We always...* Mistakenly bring up politics Watch the Thanksgiving parades Go around the table and say what we're thankful for Serve others that are less fortunate than us Hope that the Cowboys lose I prepare for Thanksgiving by...* Catching up on current events so I have something intelligent to say Hitting the gym really hard for a day or two Packing "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxation Doing something to help the family My family is torn, so we always have two options of...* Stuffing and Dressing Canned cranberry sauce and homemade Pies Turkeys Δ
