How Well Do You Thanksgiving? November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff The bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...* Dressing Stuffing We cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...* In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did. We eat ham. Deep fried, baby! For dessert, we will have...* Pecan pie Apple pie Pumpkin pie At least one of each pie Ice cream When is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?* As soon as the cooking starts. As soon as football starts. When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys) Dinner We start decorating for Christmas...* We never took the lights down from last year. We started after Halloween. On Thanksgiving after the meal The day after Thanksgiving Our Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...* Love Cheese... Lots of cheese. Arguing with relatives Telling mom and dad about your new tattoo Not sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know. Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...* Drinking games Napping hard Tossing around the pigskin Cleaning up Watching more football It's tradition. We always...* Watch the Thanksgiving parades Mistakenly bring up politics Go around the table and say what we're thankful for Hope that the Cowboys lose Serve others that are less fortunate than us I prepare for Thanksgiving by...* Packing "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxation Catching up on current events so I have something intelligent to say Doing something to help the family Hitting the gym really hard for a day or two My family is torn, so we always have two options of...* Stuffing and Dressing Canned cranberry sauce and homemade Turkeys Pies Δ
