How Well Do You Thanksgiving? November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff The bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...*StuffingDressingWe cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...*In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did.We eat ham.Deep fried, baby!For dessert, we will have...*Pecan pieApple piePumpkin pieAt least one of each pieIce creamWhen is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?*As soon as the cooking starts.As soon as football starts.When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys)DinnerWe start decorating for Christmas...*We started after Halloween.The day after ThanksgivingWe never took the lights down from last year.On Thanksgiving after the mealOur Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...*LoveCheese... Lots of cheese.Arguing with relativesTelling mom and dad about your new tattooNot sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know.Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...*Tossing around the pigskinNapping hardCleaning upWatching more footballDrinking gamesIt's tradition. We always...*Go around the table and say what we're thankful forMistakenly bring up politicsServe others that are less fortunate than usHope that the Cowboys loseWatch the Thanksgiving paradesI prepare for Thanksgiving by...*Doing something to help the familyPacking "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxationHitting the gym really hard for a day or twoCatching up on current events so I have something intelligent to sayMy family is torn, so we always have two options of...*Canned cranberry sauce and homemadeTurkeysPiesStuffing and Dressing
