How Well Do You Thanksgiving? November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff The bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...* Stuffing Dressing We cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...* Deep fried, baby! In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did. We eat ham. For dessert, we will have...* Pecan pie Apple pie Pumpkin pie At least one of each pie Ice cream When is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?* As soon as the cooking starts. As soon as football starts. When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys) Dinner We start decorating for Christmas...* We never took the lights down from last year. On Thanksgiving after the meal The day after Thanksgiving We started after Halloween. Our Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...* Love Cheese... Lots of cheese. Arguing with relatives Telling mom and dad about your new tattoo Not sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know. Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...* Watching more football Drinking games Cleaning up Napping hard Tossing around the pigskin It's tradition. We always...* Hope that the Cowboys lose Watch the Thanksgiving parades Go around the table and say what we're thankful for Serve others that are less fortunate than us Mistakenly bring up politics I prepare for Thanksgiving by...* Doing something to help the family Packing "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxation Catching up on current events so I have something intelligent to say Hitting the gym really hard for a day or two My family is torn, so we always have two options of...* Pies Canned cranberry sauce and homemade Stuffing and Dressing Turkeys Δ
