How Well Do You Thanksgiving?November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff Leave a CommentThe bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...*StuffingDressingWe cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...*Deep fried, baby!In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did.We eat ham.For dessert, we will have...*Pecan pieApple piePumpkin pieAt least one of each pieIce creamWhen is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?*As soon as the cooking starts.As soon as football starts.When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys)DinnerWe start decorating for Christmas...*On Thanksgiving after the mealWe started after Halloween.The day after ThanksgivingWe never took the lights down from last year.Our Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...*LoveCheese... Lots of cheese.Arguing with relativesTelling mom and dad about your new tattooNot sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know.Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...*Napping hardWatching more footballCleaning upDrinking gamesTossing around the pigskinIt's tradition. We always...*Watch the Thanksgiving paradesHope that the Cowboys loseMistakenly bring up politicsServe others that are less fortunate than usGo around the table and say what we're thankful forI prepare for Thanksgiving by...*Packing "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxationHitting the gym really hard for a day or twoCatching up on current events so I have something intelligent to sayDoing something to help the familyMy family is torn, so we always have two options of...*Stuffing and DressingTurkeysCanned cranberry sauce and homemadePies
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