How Well Do You Thanksgiving? November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff The bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...* Stuffing Dressing We cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...* We eat ham. Deep fried, baby! In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did. For dessert, we will have...* Pecan pie Apple pie Pumpkin pie At least one of each pie Ice cream When is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?* As soon as the cooking starts. As soon as football starts. When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys) Dinner We start decorating for Christmas...* The day after Thanksgiving We never took the lights down from last year. We started after Halloween. On Thanksgiving after the meal Our Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...* Love Cheese... Lots of cheese. Arguing with relatives Telling mom and dad about your new tattoo Not sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know. Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...* Drinking games Cleaning up Napping hard Watching more football Tossing around the pigskin It's tradition. We always...* Go around the table and say what we're thankful for Serve others that are less fortunate than us Mistakenly bring up politics Hope that the Cowboys lose Watch the Thanksgiving parades I prepare for Thanksgiving by...* Packing "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxation Hitting the gym really hard for a day or two Doing something to help the family Catching up on current events so I have something intelligent to say My family is torn, so we always have two options of...* Canned cranberry sauce and homemade Stuffing and Dressing Pies Turkeys Δ
