How Well Do You Thanksgiving?November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line Staff Leave a CommentThe bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...*DressingStuffingWe cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...*Deep fried, baby!We eat ham.In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did.For dessert, we will have...*Pecan pieApple piePumpkin pieAt least one of each pieIce creamWhen is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?*As soon as the cooking starts.As soon as football starts.When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys)DinnerWe start decorating for Christmas...*We never took the lights down from last year.We started after Halloween.The day after ThanksgivingOn Thanksgiving after the mealOur Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...*LoveCheese... Lots of cheese.Arguing with relativesTelling mom and dad about your new tattooNot sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know.Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...*Cleaning upTossing around the pigskinWatching more footballDrinking gamesNapping hardIt's tradition. We always...*Watch the Thanksgiving paradesServe others that are less fortunate than usMistakenly bring up politicsHope that the Cowboys loseGo around the table and say what we're thankful forI prepare for Thanksgiving by...*Catching up on current events so I have something intelligent to sayHitting the gym really hard for a day or twoDoing something to help the familyPacking "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxationMy family is torn, so we always have two options of...*Stuffing and DressingPiesTurkeysCanned cranberry sauce and homemadeSpread the love
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