How Well Do You Thanksgiving?November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line StaffThe bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...* Dressing StuffingWe cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...* In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did. Deep fried, baby! We eat ham.For dessert, we will have...* Pecan pie Apple pie Pumpkin pie At least one of each pie Ice creamWhen is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?* As soon as the cooking starts. As soon as football starts. When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys) DinnerWe start decorating for Christmas...* We started after Halloween. We never took the lights down from last year. On Thanksgiving after the meal The day after ThanksgivingOur Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...* Love Cheese... Lots of cheese. Arguing with relatives Telling mom and dad about your new tattoo Not sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know.Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...* Drinking games Napping hard Cleaning up Tossing around the pigskin Watching more footballIt's tradition. We always...* Serve others that are less fortunate than us Go around the table and say what we're thankful for Mistakenly bring up politics Hope that the Cowboys lose Watch the Thanksgiving paradesI prepare for Thanksgiving by...* Hitting the gym really hard for a day or two Packing "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxation Catching up on current events so I have something intelligent to say Doing something to help the familyMy family is torn, so we always have two options of...* Turkeys Stuffing and Dressing Canned cranberry sauce and homemade PiesΔ
