How Well Do You Thanksgiving?November 21, 2017 By The Trot Line StaffThe bread stuff that tastes amazing... If it's not in a turkey, it's called...*DressingStuffingWe cook our Thanksgiving Turkey...*In the oven, just like the Pilgrims did.We eat ham.Deep fried, baby!For dessert, we will have...*Pecan pieApple piePumpkin pieAt least one of each pieIce creamWhen is it acceptable to start drinking on Thanksgiving?*As soon as the cooking starts.As soon as football starts.When breakfast is served (mimosas and bloody marys)DinnerWe start decorating for Christmas...*The day after ThanksgivingWe never took the lights down from last year.On Thanksgiving after the mealWe started after Halloween.Our Thanksgiving meal is primarily made up of...*LoveCheese... Lots of cheese.Arguing with relativesTelling mom and dad about your new tattooNot sure... Went to Mexico instead, but shhhh. They don't know.Before or after the big meal, family bonds over...*Tossing around the pigskinCleaning upDrinking gamesWatching more footballNapping hardIt's tradition. We always...*Mistakenly bring up politicsGo around the table and say what we're thankful forServe others that are less fortunate than usHope that the Cowboys loseWatch the Thanksgiving paradesI prepare for Thanksgiving by...*Hitting the gym really hard for a day or twoPacking "fat" pants for optimum post meal relaxationDoing something to help the familyCatching up on current events so I have something intelligent to sayMy family is torn, so we always have two options of...*Canned cranberry sauce and homemadePiesTurkeysStuffing and Dressing
